Oh man the quote your 4 year old said its just too funny. I'm glad your enjoying your F.
The exhausts are not fake. The tips and the exhaust canisters themselves are not connected. Don't be surprised...the current generation LS has had this type of design since 2007 and the latest update of the BMW 7 series is following suit too. A few other exotics out there are the exact same as well. Most people just don't pay attention to it.Fake exhausts? WTF.