Your F went dead in front of the Prime Minister's car? If I remember correctly from my medical school days (I lived with several French Canadians) I would yell out Tabernache, Collis, and I am sure everything will work out fine. Bring the Lexus back to the dealership, I am sure they will fix the problem. Mention the breakdown in front of the PM for added effect.
ps. I love Montreal, especially right outside the city....
ps. I love Montreal, especially right outside the city....