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If that's where you are located then I'm all game, I hear the women in Toronto are hot as hell,cant take them outside they'll melt the snow .You have to take them straight to the car then straight to the house :D
Seriously though I had a friend who lived in Buffalo and he'd tell me stories about going over the bridge to cross the Canadian border to Toronto and see all these beautifull women and great food too.Never been there but definitely a place I want to go to . :D
 

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Wow this is great I have everything I need right here :) , first I'm gonna get on a plane piloted by Mike72, then we're gonna fly to Axtellz to get some Vicoden for my pain,(thanks dude :D ) then we're gonna fly to see my buddy Permasmile for some cheesecakes and pastries (thanks dude :D ) then we're gonna fly to Dallas (wearing my Dwayne Wade jersey..hahaha) to see my buddy BigMikeIsf for some counseling cuz these pills are addicting (just kidding), then me and Mike72 are getting a limo to see our buddy Xtreme , to fix the dent we accidentally got in the parking lot,pick up a girl named Holly and go to the best steak house's and strip clubs in Texas---heeee haaww :D Where everything is bigger and better, gotta get a new cowboy hat too!! :D

Btw who's got the money? ok, ok, everybody can come Mike72 said he's got a jet with champagne waiting for us !!!
iam on!!!!!!!!!!!!lol
 

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Don't forget, ya'll are goin to have to ride horses to get to where I am. Once you get off a plane in Texas, there's no cabs, there's horses :p At least thats what people tell me when I visit other states, a lot have the perception we still ride them everywhere down here :)

Well you said it yourself "everything is bigger and better in Texas" it doesn't only apply to cattle, food, trucks and land....I'll let you imagine what I'm referring to ;)
 

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Well you said it yourself "everything is bigger and better in Texas" it doesn't only apply to cattle, food, trucks and land....I'll let you imagine what I'm referring to

Whoa :eek: I hope it's not women, cuz when I think of women in Texas I think of someone like Jessica Simpson :D yeeeaaaahhh hoooo tie me up and lets go ridin :D
 

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Pretty crafty Smoke. But wont you need to scan some chicks asses on the jet with a xerox scanner?
Wow this is great I have everything I need right here :) , first I'm gonna get on a plane piloted by Mike72, then we're gonna fly to Axtellz to get some Vicoden for my pain,(thanks dude :D ) then we're gonna fly to see my buddy Permasmile for some cheesecakes and pastries (thanks dude :D ) then we're gonna fly to Dallas (wearing my Dwayne Wade jersey..hahaha) to see my buddy BigMikeIsf for some counseling cuz these pills are addicting (just kidding), then me and Mike72 are getting a limo to see our buddy Xtreme , to fix the dent we accidentally got in the parking lot,pick up a girl named Holly and go to the best steak house's and strip clubs in Texas---heeee haaww :D Where everything is bigger and better, gotta get a new cowboy hat too!! :D

Btw who's got the money? ok, ok, everybody can come Mike72 said he's got a jet with champagne waiting for us !!!
 

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Thats what my eyes are for!!! Before we get on I'll scan them , I'll make sure we are all safe.Maybe a couple big girls,,, you know there's always somebody who loves big girls....:D As long as there pretty I wont disgriminate..:D I'm only 34 so my eyes are still good :) :D :cool:

BTW I'm a breast's man :p :D :eek: :cool:
 

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Thats what my eyes are for!!! Before we get on I'll scan them , I'll make sure we are all safe.Maybe a couple big girls,,, you know there's always somebody who loves big girls....:D As long as there pretty I wont disgriminate..:D I'm only 34 so my eyes are still good :) :D :cool:

BTW I'm a breast's man :p :D :eek: :cool:
well theres always using the scan to fit function... 50% or 200%
 

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Golf Course Superintendent in Nor Cal. The F is currently my only sports car. I have had the 300z, 1993 ZR-1, Porsche, and the RX-7, along with many sport bikes. I am looking to add the new Ducati to my gargage this spring to keep the F company.
 
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